土味情话不只有中文版,还出了英文版,比起原来的土味情话,少了许多肉麻和油腻。那么,较短英文土味情话是什么样子的呢?土味网为大家整理了一些简短英文土味情话,一起去看看吧。

较短英文土味情话

简短英文土味情话(一)

1、

Do I know you?

我是不是认识你?

Why?

为啥?

Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

因为你看上去特别像我的下一任女朋友!

2、

Are you a camera?

你是照相机?

Why?

为啥?

Because every time I look at you, I smile.

因为我每次看你时,我都会笑!

3、

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

如果我能重新排列字母表,我要把U和I放在一起。

4 、

Have you been covered in bees recently?

I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

你最近是不是被蜜蜂包围了?因为你比蜂蜜还要甜。

5 、

Where have I seen you before?

Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!

我在哪儿见过你吗?啊,我想起来了,就在字典里“美颜”的后面。

简短的土味情话英文

简短英文土味情话(二)

6、

“我昨天做了一个噩梦。”

“什么噩梦?”

“没有你的梦。”

I had a bad dream yesterday.

What kind of dream?

A dream without you.

7、

“你是什么血型?”

“B型。”

“不是,你是我的理想型。”

What's your blood type?

B.

No, you are my type.

8、

“你有打火机吗?”

“没有。”

“那你是怎么点燃我的心的?”

Have you got a lighter?

No.

Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?

9、

“我可以向你问路吗?”

“你要去哪里?”

“去你心里。”

May I ask you the way?

Which way?

The way to your heart.

10、

“我什么人都不怕,就是怕你。”

“为什么?”

“因为我怕老婆。”

I'm not afraid of anyone except you.

Why?

Because I am afraid of my wife.

简短的土味情话英文就分享到这里了,如果你觉得中文版的土味情话撩不到你的对象,那就试试用英文的土味情话去撩动她的心吧。